A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigs.
The blonde had camels, red head had marboros, and the brunette had synomas.
It started to rain so the red head and brunette pull out a condom and put it on their cigs.
The blonde says "what are you doing"
and they said "we are saving it for later"
So the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom.
The clerk says "what size small, medium, or large?"
She said "I dont know - one to fit a camel"