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#10
Golfer: 'Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.'
Caddy: 'Think you can keep your head down that long?'
#9
Golfer: 'I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.'
Caddy: 'Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.'
#8
Golfer: 'Do you think my game is improving?'
Caddy: 'Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.'
#7
Golfer: 'Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?'
Caddy: 'Eventually.'
#6
Golfer: 'You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.'
Caddy: 'I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.'
#5
Golfer: 'Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.'
Caddy: 'It's not a watch - it's a compass.'
#4
Golfer: 'How do you like my game?'
Caddy: 'Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.'
#3
Golfer: 'Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: 'The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.'
#2
Golfer: 'This is the worst course I've ever played on.'
Caddy: 'This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.'
#1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: 'That can't be my ball, it's too old.'
Caddy: 'It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.'
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